breakfast of champions

yes, i am drinking guinness at 10:10m am. why, you may ask, other than a kick start to a family-filled holiday? those tricky irish fill their cans with 14.9 ounces, just shy of the 2 cups i need for guinness chocolate cake. can't let the extra go to waste.
this is on top of the innumerable broken sugar cookies. i may not feel so well later today.